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Ball Department
Senior retrieval consultant. Available immediately. Will work for another throw.
EXPERT LEVELLabradoodle · Farm-ish · Inside dog
Good boy.
Loud opinions.
This is Bruce. He lives on a farm, prefers the indoors, takes ball extremely seriously and considers barking a public service.
Meet the gentleman ↓
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BRUCE, IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT*
*approximately 3 metres from a couch
GOOD BOY ★ BALL GUY ★ FARM DOG ★ INSIDE PLEASE ★ BARK BARK ★ GOOD BOY ★ BALL GUY ★ FARM DOG ★ INSIDE PLEASE ★ BARK BARK ★
01 / THE BASICS
Part country dog.
Part lounge lizard.
All Bruce.
Bruce has the run of a farm and the heart of a dog who would really rather be inside with everyone else.
He is curly, charming, suspiciously well dressed when the occasion calls for it, and always ready to supervise whatever you're doing.
02 / OFFICIAL CREDENTIALS
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Security
Unlicensed neighbourhood announcer. No movement goes unreported.
24 / 7 COVERAGE03
Indoor Living
Technically a farm dog. Spiritually a couch dog. Has made his position very clear.
PREFERRED POSTING03 / PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE
The actual
Bruce.
For the record, the curls are real. So is the bow tie. The dignity varies.
04 / A STATEMENT FROM BRUCE
“BARK.”
Translation: I noticed something. You're welcome.
05 / DAILY OPERATIONS
A very full
schedule.
- Wake householdEssential
- Inspect farmThoroughly
- BallUrgent
- Ball againMore urgent
- Indoor supervisionFrom rug
- Bark at somethingClassified
That's Bruce.
Lovely guy. Excellent curls. Strong views.